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Ed Curtis
July 22nd, 2009, 07:07 PM
What would you do if this was your company?

Can you imagine running a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks!

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

WelderMike27408
July 22nd, 2009, 07:28 PM
all you have to do is watch C-span for a few hours and youll see how off-the -rack these people are...generic...how do they get elected???
oh yeah..people are too busy watching "John and Kate plus...who gives a s**t"
Politicians meet the definition of Parasites....organisms that survive only if they have an organism to host them....and we are the hosts....we foot their bills and they repay us by taking our money in taxes ..and then asking for more of our money to help them get reelected....
their number one priority is their OWN job..not any of ours....

Upgrade
July 22nd, 2009, 07:34 PM
Sad to say I knew the answer before I got half way down the list.

People keep listening to what they say and not looking at what they've done.
example- some will say Bill C was a "great" pres..... list what he actually did. Don't include stuff from the previous office holder.

We need to throw all of them out and start over fresh w/o any incumbents.

Fatbum
July 22nd, 2009, 08:41 PM
What would you do if this was your company?

Can you imagine running a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks!

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


Knew it before I got to "7 have been arrested for fraud".

Bunch of bastards.